Hey, hi, hello How’s things?
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Well, I’ll be honest – this ‘openly display your kink on tinterwebble’ is way outside my comfort zone :/ but then so are vanilla relationships so here we are! ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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Update March 24 - Currently not looking for a relationship or dynamic, nothing physical or scrummy; just here for the chats and the forumnesses, and hanging out in friendspace for the time being. Profile blurb still attached and worded as if looking – please ignore that element.
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I’d love to hear from you if you’re genuine, a gentleman, generous and honourable; kind, respectful, masterful; cheeky, calm and clever; as gentle as you are deviant; kind but firm; experienced, wise, silly and serious.

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I’d describe myself as reserved at first, cheeky, curious, snoozy, cuddly, geeky, arty, bratty, lovely, warm, kind, putty in the right hands, sweet, scared, brave, boobaliscious, random af, a spoonie, creative, inquisitive, smart, slow, home-y, musical, bubbly, opinionated, political, feisty, independent, needy, strong, broken, girly, ickle, educated, an advocate, generous, earthy and love all things kittens, colouring, social justice-y and standing up for those that can’t.

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And (obviously?) I’m gorgeously bonkers.

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Still with me?

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Vanilla me
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Vocation, Hobbies, Pastimes:

Fine Art, photography, print making, daydreaming, playing piano, learning ukulele, knitting, embroidery, politics, gardening, learning, wondering, wandering, sub woofas, gigs, picnics, people watching, driving, film noir, giggling. Creating/making is my happy place.

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Most things analogue, vintage, old school or well made float my boat and make me happy. I already mentioned geek didn’t I?

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I own three pretty large instruments (a piano, organ and harmonium (reed organ)) and some littler ones too (the ukulele has now joined the team); as an artist I exhibit; I’m a weirdo that loves the smell of freshly sawn wood, creosoted fences, engineering bits and bobs, and all things print/*t related; my dream studio equipment/items are: office photocopier, cast iron Columbian printing press, UV exposure unit, kiln and a diddy dark room.

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Still reading? Sweet.

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Kink me
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Sapiosexual, demisexual submissive with middle/good girl/cutie pie leanings in need of hugs, squishes and kisses; praise; training; rewards and discipline. I’m into whatever my dominant-caregiver can dream up and ease me into or draw out of me, providing there’s oodles of respect and communication, understanding and aftercare. Cutting corners doesn’t fly, in either direction.

I identify as a middle (but tend to say ‘little’ for simplicity), into CG/l and ideally 23/7 (allowing the tiniest of windows for being responsible, adulting and other such disagreeable undertakings). Think DD/lg dynamic, as long as you’re thinking wholesomeness (and not the usual ick that people assume it to be). Because of how I’m wired I adore/need a clever, kind, organised, aware and supportive pleasure Dom in order to allow my bestest sides to flourish and grow. Someone to look up to once we know one another well enough, their smarts have been proven and – importantly – consistency demonstrated. Nurture me. Be your true self. Be genuine. Treat me with care to unlock the fun stuff ✨🗝️✨

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I’m currently a big girl, have chronic health conditions and spend my days navigating life in a body that doesn’t behave in quite the way I’d like it to (and the ramifications of refusing to give in or give up). With that in mind, I’m more suited to a long term dynamic than a relationship (unless you’re similarly knackered of course 🤭 or appreciate cuddle sluts who can happily stay in bed all day playing but don’t cook or hike; or if you love being a hero when in vanilla mode). I already have internal ableism aplenty, so please don’t get in touch if you think disability is a dirty word or means ‘less than’ or "can't".

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Boring stuff that apparently needs saying**
• I’m not a fan of mansplaining or patronising, thanks.
• ’Pushing limits’ is different to ‘ignoring boundaries’.
• Respect is a thing to be earned not demanded.
• Dynamic Disability is a thing full stop.
• Actions speak louder than words..and discrepancies between the two will be noted, remembered & tallied.
• Being a Dom is about more than just being dominant (nor is it an excuse to be an abusive ninny, misogynist dolt or controlling wally, and isn’t a role suited to fragile egos or anyone not interested in a submissive’s wellbeing and growth).
• Only get in touch if you’re a genuine Dom (with experience and wisdom, or the commitment to research in lieu of experience) or think we’d get on as friends (so no dynamic-y intentions).
• Be safe.
• ENM or Polyamory – I’m all for both/either, however, know your stuff and treat all concerned/involved with respect, integrity and openness. I’m not here to be party to an affair or any other shady, underhand nonsense that leaves ‘her at home’ in the dark.