I'm an award-winning playwright/performer, sex activist and educator, sidewalk pornographer, and a long-time (former) phone sex operator. I am the writer and performer of five solo shows: Phone Whore, slut (r)evolution, for | play, Desire, and nerdfucker. To date, I have toured these shows to over 50 cities around the world. I am the creator and frequent host of Smut Slam, a storytelling open mic featuring real-life, first-person sex stories, and BEDx, a bar education night for sex geeks. When not performing, writing, or fucking, I set up my world-famous traveling Smut Stand, providing bespoke typewritten erotica on the spot to happy drunks and discerning passersby.

I'm a top to my readers and audiences, and a babygirl in a loving relationship with the best Daddy in the world. PLEASE NOTE: That relationship is currently CLOSED, and I am not seeking any other sexual/romantic encounters at this time. Anyone propositioning me here will be ignored on the first time, and blocked on the second.

I am currently touring the UK and Europe, with my sex- and relationship-themed solo shows and the Smut Slam. While I'm not ever going to be Famous-famous, I'm workin' it hard out here. I've got fuckin' brass balls when it comes to promoting my work--as a one-woman show, no one's going to do it for me!--so I often come across as a little loudmouthed and pushy in social and networking environments. (Most people seem to like that, I don't know why.) I'm always working, always keeping an eye out for people who don't yet know about me but should. Not to say that I don't know how to relax. I do. I just don't do it often.

As a former PSO, I'm always interested in meeting other sex workers, current and former. Outside of my work, I enjoy dancing (reggae, salsa, hip hop), cooking, and board games like boggle and bananagrams. And dressing in outfits that are "unsuitable" for my age. Hey, if you spent 8 years of your life hanging around the house all day in your pajamas, waiting for the phone to ring, you'd want to dress up every now and then, too.