I‘ve gotten a bit fed up of all this idealistic self-affirming bollocks that there seems to be so much of on here. And it’s done me few favours on this site. The more straightforward, “refreshingly honest” approach does me wonders on other sites and I hook up with playmates from there regularly.

I’ve previously met up with some from this site, some “high profile” members, and to be fair, I’ve had a great time. But for me, when meeting with members of this site, there’s often been too much emphasis on the whole “lifestyle“ side, the Dominant / submissive dynamic, that can sometimes be a bit d and therefore somewhat contrived, in my opinion. I need my encounters to be enjoyable, not endurable! So I really want to meet up with playmates who fully understand the whole BDSM dynamic, who just “get it”, and most members of hook up sites don’t really “get” any of that. Many members on here definitely do…

So I’ll get straight to the point: I would consider myself to be mainly sub bottom, but as part of a fulfilling play session I have taken a dominant role sometimes, and have played a top role too, with the right playmates. I love having large objects, toys and fists pushed into me, repeatedly, rapidly and fully, preferably whilst being gagged and restrained in tight bondage, and with poppers. It’s the feeling of fully ceding control to somebody else that’s a massive turn on for me, and it regularly leads to me having full body orgasms, sometimes with, but more often without ejaculation. I will disappear into a different place, quivering, shaking and uttering complete gibberish for several minutes! It’s mind blowing. And more pleasurable than anything else I can even imagine. I love it.

So that intro will either tell you that I’m definitely not your type and you’ll jog on, doing us both a favour, or your interest will have been piqued and you will read further…

Although I favour playing with non-smokers, your gender, your sexuality, your size, colour and race are unimportant to me. Neither are any disabilities you may have. And if you are a couple, of whatever gender combination, so much the better, the more, the merrier. It’s what you can bring to the party that I’m interested in: what can you do for our mutual fun session? Do you have any particular skills, tricks or kinks that you might want to explore?

If it’s been your desire, want or need to fist or big toy fuck an enthusiastic, caring and considerate playmate, or you like the idea of restrained Machine Fucking with big toys, I’m definitely your manbitch. It’s all a bit niche, but many kinksters fantasise about such things.

So big insertions, inflatables, fisting, poppers, mechanised machine fun, gags, breath control, bondage and device bondage are all on the table for me. I also have a full rebreather kit which is pretty awesome for delivery of fully nebulised poppers.

Most of my toys and my rebreather are home-made and are much better than anything you can buy in the shops. My biggest toy is 100mm in diameter, so I’m definitely feeling well filled with that inside me! My fucking machine is heavy, powerful and has up to an 8 inch stroke. It’s a beast…

I suppose an important bit of information that you need to know is that I am relaxed, not wrecked. Oh yeah, I’m sane, articulate and educated too. And if we meet up, I’ll cook something great for you. I’m very in tune with my own body and I know my limits well. You are unlikely to physically hurt me. And you should know that I don’t do , or *.

I don’t want a lifestyle relationship. I won’t be your master/slave/Dom/sub/any other label. I will be your kind, discreet, considerate and caring playmate who will also seek your ultimate pleasure.

I’m happily married and can have great vanilla sex with my wife at home. So I’m not interested in a quick shag. I crave the kinky side, which my wife is just not interested in. I won’t be your therapist. I won’t attempt to heal you. I don’t want to know all of your shit and problems. I’ve got enough of my own, but I definitely won’t be offloading them upon you! And I have an incredibly sensitive radar for vampires who just want to take, take, take. I’ve had a few of those in 30 years of playing, although not so many recently, because as I get older I’m getting better at spotting them and subsequently avoiding them. I just want uncomplicated non-vanilla kinky, stress-free, baggage-free fun. Can you do that?

If this does it for you, then send me a message. Otherwise don’t waste my time and yours. Thanks! Bores, vampires, dickheads, bunny boilers and fuckwits need not apply. Nice people especially welcome!

Desires and Fantasies**
I have many fantasies, but most of them involve me being penetrated by large objects or body parts, whilst being restrained and gagged.

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