Impact bottom. Not a sub. Need to actually like the person I'm engaging with.

Solo polyamorous weirdo. Happily partnered but short of a sadist and always looking for more friends and kink events. Not looking for monogamy or to be dominated. Just some happy with someone I'd be happy to go for a drink or meal with too.

I have zero object permanence, so please don't ask what my favourite anything is. I'm also an entire person who doesn't want to hear fap fodder straight out of the gate. I do hate small talk, so please get to the point. Yes, I'm awkward as fuck.

Generally uninterested in people under 30. Not looking for any high protocol or lifetime nonsense. If I don't find you interesting and engaging in conversation I'm not going to be interested in playing with you. Yes, I do know I'm hard work. I'm not looking for a knight in shining armour, but I do have existing dynamics and will not be settling for the sake of it.

End goal is simply happy and good company now and again.

Mediocrity.