Experimentalist, lovable smart-ass, self-confessed idiot.
Raised on a diet of Rock, Metal, Ska, Dance, Chili Con Carne, Jalapeños and a total disrespect for gravity, I am a complex creature with simple needs:
Open honesty, excellent communication, delicious food, engaging sex and inspiring adventures... and a damn good laugh.
I have the manners of a gentlemanly saint, but the humour and mind of a devilish rascal.
I am not a fan of unnecessary formality and generally wear flip-flops or skate shoes whenever possible, yet am perfectly comfortable in a suit and am told "scrub up quite nicely". I consider myself mentally agile and adaptable enough to instigate a zombie apocalypse survival plan at any given moment, even with the added pressure of sub-optimal footwear. I am also keenly aware that pancake day is the only day each year when it is permissible to be a tosser.
I believe all relationships should be based on Communication, Honesty, Trust & Respect.
Being somewhat a little old skool with some values, I do read full profiles and return the courtesy of a message.
I'm the last person anybody needs to be shy around, so I look forward to hearing from you.
*Master to Mr. Bratfinger (amateur DJ, brat taming enthusiast and sadistic little gobshite).
This is always an in person conversation.