Slicing hard ground
Flinging soft earth
Worms
Worms
The trick to writing poems is to dig for five hours straight. Then they just appear in one piece. Keep a pencil handy .
My work often gives me the opportunity to listen to audiobooks. So far I have listened to Great Expectations, Jane Eyre, Wuthering Heights, The Brothers Karamazov, The Trumpet Major and Shirley.
I am also doing Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and Jeeves and Wooster.
If I had to give up kink for something I would replace it with birdwatching and sailing.
Tim
P s I was watching a wildlife documentary recently. 'Making love like a tiger' no longer sounds as impressive and sexy as I imagined it.
Making love like an octopus looks a lot sexier.
P.p.s Just for full disclosure - I've given the age I look, rather than mortal human years. I was actual born in the Carpathian mountains in 1473. Or Cheshire in the seventies. Nobody is really sure because It's all shrouded in mystery and legend.
Decapitation play.
Shark tanks
Dinosaur fetish
Crocodile peril
Bees
Elk teasing
Marzipan and or anything containing almond essence.