might be deleting this dumb thing... literally only dudes on here. fml




Hello! I am here to have fun and take spicy pics of my gorgeous titties.
I am ONLY looking for a woman. I am married to a man. I'm not i repeate, NOT LOOKING FOR A GUY. lol
With that being said, lol
I'm looking for a no strings, casual fling. I am newly-ish getting in exploring bi sexuality with the encouragement of my husband. he is very supportive.

about me:
hard limits: no one with kids unless I don't have met them because I will not be meeting them, no or urine, or things of that nature. no, thank you, lol.
MOST IMPORTANTLY NO ONE UNDER 30. VERY SERIOUS ABOUT THAT ONE.


I am 36, no kids, i have a doggo,I'm California sober (meaning in don't drink alcohol very much, only smoke weed)
I love you, hang out, and just enjoy someone's company. I am a great listener of anyone's cooky ideas.
In general, I'm a very genuine and loyal friend. I will always tell you what I'm thinking to fault. so if you like blunt, honestly, we will get along just fine. I do come with quite a bit of sarcasm, probably from trauma, but that's not for here. 😂 anyway, I love dark humor. one of my favorite comedians is Anthony Jezelnick, Bill Burr, Rodney Chang, and Taylor Tomlinson. Just as an idea.
big horror fan! Halloween and The Shinning are some of my faves.
on days that i want to get out of the house, I love going to Point Definace and walking in the forest or being next to water smoking a joint.
yeah, that's me. if you want to know anything else, just ask.

none of the bathroom stuff. keep that in the toilet. lol