Ok. I'm terrible at these, so I'm just going to play it safe and try to keep this short. First off, I'm married and we have an open relationship. We're likely to go our separate ways, but we still live together. Secondly, I'm genuinely using the app to its intended purpose and looking for someone to explore the lifestyle with. That being said, I'm not looking to pay anyone, for their company. I'm also not going to jump straight into roles and titles with you, if we don't know each other yet. That takes trust and you don't have mine yet.

I'm not going to get heavily into my personal details, but I'll give the short version. I'm an artist, singer, song writer and musician. I love comedy and do voices and impressions. I love ***s and will probably like your pictures, for your dog. If you want to know anything else, feel free to ask.

Also, if there's things in my kinks list that aren't your thing, that's not necessarily a deal breaker. I'm not expecting to find a unicorn.



Update:
FYI: I'm neurodivergent. I'm socially awkward and quick to speak. (A terrible combination, I know). I have a lot of anxiety problems and I put my foot in my mouth enough times that I should probably just brand some kind of sauce for it. 🤷

On that same note, conversation is difficult enough for me, without adding games, on top of it. If you expect a full resume, with cover letter, it's not going to happen. With how diverse this community is, everyone's different standards and expectations, let alone the amount of fake accounts on here, most messages are ignored, regardless of how long they are and I've yet to receive a single message on here that wasn't "hi", or "hey there", so it's obviously not a two way street and I hate double standards. I also do not have telepathy and neither do you, so please try to express boundaries and expectations, rather than relying on my ability to guess.

If you're still reading, then go ahead and send me a message. I don't need an in depth intro. Just go ahead and say what you want to.

Ask me